Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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