Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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