At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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