My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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