I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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