That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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