Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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