then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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