The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
my liver is dry heaving
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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