Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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