How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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