what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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