i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize
