these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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