I love black thongs
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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