I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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