i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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