I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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