There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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