I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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