Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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