doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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