PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize