My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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