Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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