he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
