Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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