i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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