so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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