sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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