I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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