It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Couch. On fire.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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