Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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