More tranny stories later!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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