we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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