I'm lost and stupid without you.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
