do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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