I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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