4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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