whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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