She's JV to your varsity
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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