Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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