We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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