I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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