my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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