Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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