I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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