it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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