I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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