Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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