fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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