You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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