dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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