Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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