My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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