Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i already hear my dad disowning me
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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