"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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